Get Your Affairs In Order

Getting let go from a job is like finding out you have a terminal disease, it turns out. You have a set amount of time to get your affairs in order, scrub the detritus from your company issued computer, burn all of your potentially non-disclosure-breaking files, and get a swift kick out the door to the great unemployment line in the sky.

Mixing metaphors is also fun. Next: the plunderathon! Yarrrrrr….

Add comment June 20th, 2007